So Esme declared were off out this afternoon.. So on the train to Cardiff, a drink in the Brew House with loud music.. I'm getting old its packed lots of hen party's and I'm thinking covid galore.. So outside we go.. Then a Nandos as I like Chicken and chips then as there's WWE wrestling and 70000 people in Cardiff watching that fake nonsense we decide let's try a pub we've not been in then get the 2030 train before the wrestling hejuts come out and Esme says let's try Coyote Ugly..

Big screen screening the WWE wrestling rubbish but giid rock music..

I look around predominantly women then the bar maids get up dancing provocatively on the bar.. Esme returns from the loo.. A women fell over and she helped her up then tells Eame she's just had her first Lesbian snog..

What's this got to do with crossdressing? Nothing but read on..

I need the loo.. The usual trough and two toilets I opt for a toilet and coming out two men go into the other toilet and close the door.. Weird thinks I.. Others on the train discussing this said probably drugs .. Maybe..

Now I'm mid 40 so y'all know I broke the seal and shortly need another "wee".. I visit the same toilet.. Theres a big dude in there lurking weirdly.. A guy goes into the other toilet and attempts to close the door and big dude stops him and says "can I wank you off?" The guy says no.. He didn't ask me as alpha male me must have looked way too straight and "I'll knock you out"..

Wind back 5 mins and me and Esme clock several blokes there alone just perving the women .. Before I went to the can I wank you off toilet one creepy guy lurking near us smiled at Esme gave her the creeps so my "wee" postponed as she said please don't leave me alone in here.. I followed him as I went to the loo and confirmed creepy and sleazy.. I can see that where's the security.. He wasn't alone plenty of middle aged and younger creeps..

We cross dress we're not creepy we just dress I just though in saw some perspective in this place tonight.

Also some aggressive looking lesbians in the bar.. Its just a sleazy place.. But good music.

Oh there was one guy in 2 inch heels a dress but a ginger and grey beard.. At forest I thought he was on a stag do but no he was alone and bothering with the creeps.. What a strange place.

Lots of Hen dos all the men apart from me sleaze bags.. Eame enjoyed a dance ..

That's my report of Coyote Ugly Cardiff..

Davina