I am a maintenance electrician to trade played sports was not to bad with a javelin, badminton, judo, karate and football master of non but did quite well. I am a Heart of Midlothian supporter. Married to the love of my life children from up flew the nest now it’s grandchildren. Love them all to bits would never change them for the world. And a very extensive fem wardrobe much more than my male drab side

Kids back in school only video meetings to stop me chilling as Davina working from home when I get the urge.. Woop woop.. Not quality time dressed but time dressed all the same ✊

You are such a tease Davina you really are 🙈x

I know 👄 I may decide to dress Thursday looking at my work schedule

That makes it even worse 😩 N

I could have dressed today but chose not to 😲👄

Yeah right on Alina !!👠🩱who needs all that dumb sissy stuff!! From now on I’m only talking about corduroy trousers and cardigans. And I wish to be known as Norman.

😄 pervert

Guess what ..... I dressed as a woman today first time in 4 months.. Shock horror.. It actually felt.. Hard to describe.. Electric I think is the way to put it.

Katie...you’ve got a swing...? Like your style I must say...

Alina. Listen to Auntie Liz. (Ok Great Aunt Liz). I do know exactly what you mean. I’m on the same nihilistic wavelength (think it’s fm). I feel about as interested, perky and useful right now as a laddered stocking, but chucking your beloved gear in the dump just as we potentially emerge dazed and confused from 12 months of tranny vacuum and troglodyte existence won’t help. If you’re going to put Alina into cryogenic captivity, at least don’t ice her skirts and heels just yet...she might need them again. Get to the effing point will you....ok, keep a steady hand...don’t do it ! x

If the latter let me know and I’ll hang round Redhill recycling dump and look out for black bin liners with 5inch heels sticking out. I’ve always fancied taking some old stuff along and shouting out to guy in charge ‘sorry mate which bay for bras, panties and tights?’.

Alina you mean your sports stuff, or Alina stuff...?

Liverpool are back I hope and all it took was our no 3 back in his proper position..

Watch it if you can on Netflix

Katie x

I see they're changing the hand ball ruling again its ridiculous..

7 changes of Liverpool today nice to see some younger players get a game at the back and Jota back this is a must win seems Klopps either playing mind games with the players or he's settled for not being top 4 and hoping to do well in the rest of the Champions league this season.. I can't see it

See how serious the owners are and what business Liverpool can get done in the summer which we may see some shocks I think out and hope for some shocks in, I see Scousers crown funding for Mbappe.. its ok crowd funding but the cost is one thing then wages its a bit of a silly idea.. Haaland i'd prefer and would be a lot cheaper.

I'm crossing my fingers for 3 points for Liverpool today or i will be miserable later..

Origi should be prime but is spent and uninspiring, Ox is nowhere near good enough for Liverpool and never has been. Thiago playing further forward maybe but in the role he's in zero goals and zero assists. Front 3 loads still to offer with service but think Bobby needs to be moved on and need a proper goal poacher

There's senior pros then there's hangers on who aren't good enough I'd sooner see kids given a chance over Ox, and Origi

Liverpool are too intent on tiki taka aroubd a packed box and less likely to hit the target and try to score off following up the shot . .. I expected Thiago peppering the goal from range. 2 goals at home since Christmas is dreadful but everyone's been packing the 18 yd box v Liverpool. Problem not giving that hand ball is Liverpool had one given against Robertson with his hand at his side from close range.. Some are given some aren't so yes I'd have taken a point with a debatable penalty likewise id have taken a penalty if mane had gone down with contact in the first half thats high stakes football its all about winning at all cost and finishing top 4 these days. Papering over the cracks ? Liverpool just lack leadership and direction and Klipp needs to change tactics to suit the players he has available and fit and there are a dairy few who need to exit an field, Ox, Origi, Saquiri, even Bobby Firmino seems a shadow of his former self . The offside goal was offside compared to other offsides had can you be off side with your arm it has to change the mane off side v Everton when hendo scored was even tighter and the lines drawn a farce. Liverpool's problems run deeper than not getting penalties because of injuries to 3 senior defenders and a host of creative players and work horse midfielder and leaders injured. Money obviously was tight as it was obvious Liverpool had to strengthen to replace some of the dead wood but need to sell to buy. Everyone cagey over transfers and who wants Ox, Origi and Shaquiri?? Next season Liverpool fitness problems behind them a few signings and back to winning ways but Klopp needs that plan B. The front three had the challenge of Jota but who could predict hed be the main goal threat and then be out for the best part of 3 months injured. Cant hit a barn door but Salah is the top scorer in the league you dont take him off because he didnt track back as was on a high press and no secondary preas behind him.. Trent is a problem the amount of goals in the last 2 months hit into the space hes left marauding upfield and no hendo or fab sweeping up.. Midfield is totally different. Kieta injured most of the season and Fabinhio and Henderson playing centre back.. Jones Thiago and Gini.. Youd think woukd be creative but dont hunt the ball down the same as Gini, Hendo and Fab.. Injuries and Klopp tactics sussed is the problem. Lack of leadership and management on the pitch that VVD and Hendo provide

Rumours about Kloppety going to manage German national team at some stage, leaving Stevie G to move south of the border and form a Liverpool Independence Party (with Nicola Sturgeon in charge of legal).

You need to get training Alina...

Not handball apparently.. Natural position to have your hands.. If you're very camp maybe.. 5 losses at home on the bounce for Liverpool from setting records for the right reasons to setting them for the wrong reasons 12 points from 36 possible. Dreadful and stupid substitutions again by Klopp!!

Shocked by a Tripple Crown 🏉 win for a Wales side i thought bereft of ideas but seems confidence was what they require.. Grand slam to play for now.

Ok, just me then that has never suffered any serious sports related injuries. Mainly because I've had a life-time of avoiding any sort of over-exertion, and have always preferred sport watching to participation. Having said that, I feel clapped out already. Even the thought of dressing (chance would be a fine thing - coming up to a year without!) feels like a lot of effort and pfaff 😳

I remember as I passed out the anaesthetist saying you didn’t need to paint your nails girl

👀😆🦵🏻🤷🏼‍♀️👠👙

I sympathise Katie, hope it stays ok. I’m guessing I won’t be able to run for weeks :( ah, I thought, at least I’ll be able to watch the cricket. Doh. When I had my first op they gave me a tube of hair removal cream to make half the leg hairless. That ruined me for life 😄

What's with the knees! I did mine playing 5 a side. My body went one way and the knee the other 😳. Had all the usual x rays /MRI. Had a tear but my decision if they operated. They said a cyst had formed which made it difficult. I'm a bit of a wimp with hospitals so didn't. Needless to say playing football stopped which is why I coach. Last week I did 12 hours 1:1 in 4 days and it was swollen and sore. RICE. My son had to take over the sessions from me to finish the week! Resting this week ready for the weekend.

Katie x

Havebnt had an op no but expecting to have to have one if it goes again.

So if I’ve got this right you didn’t have an op. But you did stagger down the road en femme. Respect. I can barely walk in trainers today let alone Kurt Geigers. I nonce about in my running tights three times a week or more, guess I won’t be doing that for a few months. Ho hum. x

Well that makes my ‘was making a cappuccino’ story look kinda lame 😐

Let me tell you all about it.. A week before me and Esme were making our annual pilgrimage to London for an NFL weekend 🏈... We'd been before we knew the NFL crowd didn't turn up till late Saturday and the area was dead on a Friday night from past experiances.. The year before with it quiet I remarked at a bunch of women and his they could pass for T girls and then said I could have dressed and fit in with them.. So Esme said well maybe we'll do it next year.. Back to the week before and we're planning our NFL weekend in London.. Get there Friday, out as girls together for the very first time in public.. Saturday male me and a show.. Maybe a 2nd trio out En fem.. Sunday NFL and monday home then disaster.. Twist my knee playing football but determined to go out as Davina its still planned. Were there in the hotel the Friday night I dress do makeup put on a new wig and Esme's dressed.. She insisted Jeggins, boots and a blouse.. I insisted dress boots and tights.. And I won or rather Davina did she's a dress kinda gal. How do I look? You look convincing cool let's go.. No you go first I'll follow in a few mins.. So out the door feeling fab in the long corridor, into the reception area lots of people about as the bar is adjacent to reception and I'm waiting for the lift... I'm feeling fab and don't think I'm getting untoward attention who would realise the woman waiting for a lift is a bloke.. Into the lift alone and down to the ground floor.. Lift doors open and as I'm stepping out there's a foreign family trying to get in.. Its the ground floor I've just come down its obvious I'm getting out but oh no theyre getting in the lift and as I step out their kid cuts me up I either knee him in the head or I divert my step .. The latter and snap something went in my already injured knee. I stagger to the steps by the lift must have looked well weird and they paid no attention no sorry ignorance was bliss they had their lift and off they went. What I should have done was back up in the lift and to the room but I wanted to go out I walked outside and 20m from the hotel.. I've played all kinds of sport and run of knocks I'll be fine.. Stood there waiting for Esme and here she comes.. You walk on I'll walk slightly behind you.. Told her about my knee and the ignorant family.. We've walked a few 100 yds its so light with ship lights and street lights but I'm not getting pointed at and Esme catches me up OMG you're passing non one knows you're a man.. On we went my knee slowly seizing up. Half a mile from the hotel I'm starting to sweat and my knee is seized I sat down.. I have no idea how but in heeled boots made it back to the hotel and to our room the agony unbelievable. Led on the bed Esme gets some ice first my knee from the bar.. This has to subside.. A few hours passed and right let's get this dress and makeup off stood up and fell down could put no weight on my leg.. Managed to take off makeup and put on some shorts back on the bed FUBAR.. The weekend ahead in jeapody.. I fall asleep on beer and iburofen.. As luck would have it by the hotel an Argos and tada they sold crutches.. Weekend saved.. Crutching around London ... Skipped the queue to the show as I was on crutches they fast tracked me.. Then Sunday stopped at Wembley.. Put in wheelchair at their insistence and taken to my seat then picked to after the game and taken back to the exit in a wheelchair. 4 months on crutches.. Both knees now shot and not had an Op but tears in my right knee no idea my left never had it MRI but given up the football.. First time out my knee tore.. Ouch.. But I've added been out in public with my wife both dolled up as women to the bucket list and I'd do it again minus the injury. Davina

Bloody hell...did it heal without an op?

Yes it can mine healed bearing in mind I spent 4 months on crutches as I was waiting ages for my MRI scan which was sent to the wrong GP surgery. I was walking about and went to the Dr for another reason months later when they told me they'd got NY MRI back and a tear in my meniscus.

Here’s a question for you sporty macho ladies, I mean feminine blokes, oh whatever...I ruptured a ligament about 15 years ago in my knee, had an arthroscopy which fixed it...Sunday morning twisted my knee somehow (making coffee), felt a kind of stabbing or tear, then decided doing my normal Sunday run was a good idea...last 3 days you could fry an egg on my kneecap, been icing and resting...gp says it could have torn again, rest it you twat (not quite his words). Can a minor tear or sprain in a ligament heal itself in time? Deeply depressed of East Surrey.

I'll stick to Davina 🤣

I can’t remember what mine are. I can call myself Maincrop but it’s not very sexy is it.

Yeah, I've got my Lady Christles busily chitting away. I grew them last year and liked them so much I was even thinking of changing my user name on tvchix after them.

I have one of those put you up green houses

Do you have a greenhouse? I can see you pottering in a nightie and a Liverpool hat growing all things red.

Beans, Carrots, peas, potatoes, cucumber i think we'll do and maybe some herbs.. have mint which i hope comes back this year

I’m chitting as we speak 🥔

I need time start thinking about what we want to grow this year.

Hey Davina. This will take your mind off football and crossdressing and cheer you up a bit.

I've potted up peppers, chillis, spinach, parsley and parsnips in the last few days. Parsnips are outside - the rest under cover. I would tell you about the fate of my broad beans but don't want to spoil the generally upbeat nature of this post.

😉

But have to enjoy your time whilst you're here ✊

Cheer up Davina, you come from nothing, you go back to nothing, what have you got to lose? Nothing...!x

Top one a rugby tackle no penalty.. The bottom one takes two steps knees Trent in the back of the head flops over and penalty.. VAR is a joke as is that Mancunian referee and his 1 second monitor review.

What's worse than not cross dressing for the last 10 weeks? Liverpool taking 9 points from a possible 33 that's what Emma as if its not bad enough work stress sending me potty Liverpool go on this losing streak and seems there's no end to it. We were top if the League Christmas day and now freefalling.. Good job some of the other teams are rotten too at the moment but Man City will walk it this year like Liverpool did last year leaves any hope of a belated victory parade with a bitter aftertaste.

Oh he wasnt a happy bunny yesterday Davina

Did you tell Esme it was never a penalty and show her the replay over and over then compare it to times Liverpool weren't given a penalty for worse if so you and him are very alike in your Passion for Liverpool FC and you're both not happy this weekend.

Did you mope about like he did today because of it and comment on facebook in discussion groups about that penalty? lol

Bear in mind that made it 2-0 so Liverpool would have lost anyway.

I'll shut up now you boys and your football teams

Emma (Wife)

PS Crap TV tonight is dancing on ice but at least Holly will be on for you haha

!) I worked 10 hours on a Saturday to catch up with work free

2) Everton threw a throw in out on the full and were given another throw in which they took 15-20yds further up the pitch and then scored

3) Henderson injured we are cursed this season

4) Everton given a penalty for kneeing Trent in the back of the bead and falling over https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1363206074753556482

5) The referee pretended to watch the replay and turned and gave the penalty

6) VAR has broken football and robbed Liverpool of at least 12 points this season

7) I've not crossdressed for 11 weeks!!

8) rubbish weekend so far

9) Yellow weather warning

10) Crap Saturday night TV

Liverpool 9 points from the last 30 lots of injuries but they need to adapt that's a poor return as they were top of the league Christmas.

I've seen young girls in this sort of get up out and about too must be mad in the cold.

I know Davina hes not happy again with Liverpool either either that or hes after a 2nd night in a row dressed up.

Have seen girls in lingerie out out a few times when we've gone out they must be freezing

Emma (Wife)

I'm all for it 😍

Interesting way to wear a basque!

The Ox Mrs I bet has nice lingerie.. He must be wearing it. His football is shocking at the moment . ..

Saw an interesting analysis from Jamie Carragher the other day, his theory is that top class striking partnerships only last 3 years max so time for Liverpool to mix it up. He also added that he thought that Klopp needs to stop his players from wearing lingerie and heels the night before games cos it’s clearly affecting their performance. Clever chap is our Jamie.

Liverpool let me down again 9 points from a possible 30 is awful

Nice morning walk up and along one of our beautiful local mountains 🏞 now watching Wales v Ireland 🏉 down to 14 men Ireland wreck less and dangerous that was, then Liverpool v Man City ⚽ before a nice break then Chiefs v Buccaneers in the Superbowl 🏈

Nice morning walk up and along one of our beautiful local mountains 🏞 now watching Wales v Ireland 🏉 down to 14 men Ireland wreck less and dangerous that was, then Liverpool v Man City ⚽ before a nice break then Chiefs v Buccaneers in the Superbowl 🏈

I don’t have good form with multi episode yarns. Breaking Bad for a couple of series was near genius, Line of Duty, a few others, but generally I fold too early. I listen to podcasts more these days. Looking for a decent one on crossdressing but there is a gap in the market there...

Couldn’t get on with Westworld I’m afraid 😐

Loved it, saw it a few weeks ago, cool as you say !

Gorgeous clothes in that great series. Oh, erm I mean the drama was nicely written and the cinematography was spot on 😳

What was the Queen’s Gambit?

Well at least now I know we’re not related, he only played rugby.

Minamino scored for Southampton.. Liverpools mistake should have sent the Ox back to Southampton..

Oh I thought you meant in a beauty pageant. That’s even better!

Hmm now don’t go trying to sweeten me up by telling me that Arsenal lost...that’s a cheap shot, (even if it does cheer us all up...)

Oops. Impressed Davina.

Lot of support for Wales on here... my brother in law used to play full back for Wales (RUF). Very nice guy. Turned up to my wedding in a Karen Millen sequin frock and a tiara. Ok not really. If I’d known I could have asked him to autograph a pair of knickers for you guys? Sorry this is getting weird, getting back into my box of earth again x

Alina I thought we’d agreed never to mention Leeds vs Crawley...ever?? I’m still upset. My mascara is running. (And it’s not even on me).

I was in fortuventura watching in a hotel with Russians, Polish, French, Italians, Scottish, Irish and English it was fab seeing Wales do so well and mixing and having a laugh with so many nationalities. Actually went to a pub down the road for the semi final and almost had to take an Englishman to the beach and knock him out that was my threat stood up pumped up in my welsh shirt.. my alpha rage showed his Mrs that I was serious and she got him to shut up as he was abusive to my father which I warned him about and he kept on and on Esme and my mother took the kids back to the hotel as they knew I meant it too. Told the reps at the hotel about it and they asked me to describe him and they said he's a local and a pain in the backside always upsetting people. He almost got a knock out blow from a cross dresser 🥊💃

@alina PS let me know when i can plant what

Want to grow Potatoes, carrots, beans, peas, maybe a cauliflower, cucumber this year

Love sport played a lot to a good level which is why my knees are probably pretty shot.

Liverpool for me because of Ian Rush my footballing idol and Welsh so glad he signed for the Red men in Liverpool and not that other lot in Manchester they'd have been so lucky to have such a brilliant marksman and hard working forward as Rushie.

I've been to watch Cardiff City a few times in the Championship and Premier League, would like to go more and hope they get back up but they need to at least try to stay there..

Davina

Ooooh, just seen this thread.

Am I allowed to talk about my allotment on here? 😁

11 months (and counting). It does creep up on you!

I get the same way when I can’t put on some heels 😐