F1 so expensive do they need a T-Girl pit girl to told the Ferrari sign?

Formula One has always thrilled me — the speed, the precision, the technology and statistics, the insane budgets, the strategy, the tension.

It’s the ultimate man or woman - machine, and milliseconds.

We never miss a race.

The TV coverage is incredible these days, full of detail and technical insight. I love it.

But there’s one thing I’ve never done… actually go to a Grand Prix.

Have you seen the prices?

Going to a race in person is like taking a luxury holiday — the tickets, the travel, the accommodation — it all adds up!

It got me thinking…

What if — just what if — I could go as Davina… and get in for free?

What if I could be a glamorous pit t-girl? Lol

Yes, I know pit girls are a relic of the past — phased out for being outdated and objectifying (fair enough). But in my mind, in the soft-focus fantasy world where crossdressers like me dream, they still exist.

And not only that — they’re more inclusive.

In this fantasy, they’ve made space for someone like me.

A leggy blonde in a figure-hugging red racing suit, full makeup, matching Ferrari-red heels and lipstick, standing beside the prancing horse, basking in the sun and the roar of the engines.

A trans pit girl.

Can you imagine? No neither can I but this is a fantasy a dream.. How else am I getting to the F1.. Unless I become a YouTuber they seem to be all the rage and get there for free..

Maybe they’d spot me on social media — Davina looking fierce in Ferrari colours, talking about F1 with genuine passion.

Maybe some PR person thinks, “She’d be great for a photoshoot. Bit of a buzz. Bold, inclusive.” And I get invited — or I apply — and somehow, I’m there. Not just watching from the stands, but in it.

I'd have to go and tell no one.. Apart from my wife then on TV a glimpse of the Sky interviewers as they walk past ignoring me searching for some movie star, a driver or a YouTuber.. Lol no one would see the Ferrari girl and see me behind it.

I’d be nervous as hell at first, obviously. But I’d rise to it. I’d pose confidently by the car, long blonde hair catching the wind, lips glossed to perfection. Posing for a pic with the Ferrari drivers lol

Of course, it’s a fantasy. I’ll probably only ever see F1 from my settee in the front room — not from the pit lane or in the stands at those prices.

But that’s the thing about sometimes being Davina.

She opens up these little dreams, these flights of imagination, where I get to exist in ways I never could in real life.

You never know… one day, I will make it to a race, not as Davina, maybe not in red heels, but I’ll carry a little bit of her with me maybe Ferrari Red knickers lol.

Davina